Here at ATBS we understand that tax season can be stressful. This year we decided to lighten the mood and have a little fun at our own expense. 

Top 10 Jokes for Tax Season

10) Tax Day is the day that ordinary Americans send their money to Washington, D.C., and wealthy Americans send their money to the Cayman Islands. (Jimmy Kimmel) 

9) The healthcare reform bill now includes a tanning booth tax of 10 percent. You know what this means? The whole thing could be funded by the cast of "Jersey Shore". (Jay Leno)

8) Children may be deductible, but they are still taxing. (unknown)

7) Why won't sharks attack tax inspectors? Professional courtesy. (unknown)

6) I'm not going to pay taxes. When they say I'm going to prison, I'll say 'No, prisons cost taxpayers a lot of money. You keep what it would have cost to incarcerate me, and we'll call it even.' (Jimmy Kimmel)

5) People who struggle with their income tax can be divided into two categories: Men and women. (unknown)

4) Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag. (Jay Leno)

3) The guy who said that the truth never hurts never had to fill out a form 1040. (unknown)

2) The government is really asking a lot of us this month - first we're supposed to count how many people live in our home, then we're supposed to count how much money we owe them. I actually got confused and accidentally sent a check to the census and a member of my household to the IRS. Sorry, grandma. (Jimmy Kimmel)

And our favorite tax joke!

1) Question: Who makes the best detective - Sherlock Holmes, or an ATBS tax accountant?

Answer: The ATBS tax accountant - we find more deductions!

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